Why in the fug am i awake?

So, um, I have a final in a few hours. I am stressed out, and wondering how Pandora online radio relates the band Karate to Danzig. Puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze. Not that Danzig is all that bad or anything, but my Danzig listening sessions are generally restricted to Guitar Hero. Gosh, I am cool. Anywhoodle, I am stressed out because my best friend told me she doesn't want my drinking to turn in to a problem. Drinking in NOT the problem. Life is the fucking problem. At least when I drink lately, it is like happy funtime, not filled with the tragedies of life, like losing friends, not getting in to grad schools, having your passionate and time consuming research rejected from a research symposium, getting rejected by the ugly guy I was "giving a chance to", etc. etc. Alcohol doesn't say any of that. I told her that it was a healthier addiction than some of my past choices, which I would have to agree with. It is not like I have a needle hanging out of my arm while having unprotected sex with strange homeless men. Not that I have ever tried any of those things, but still. I really can't fathom someone caring about me that much to care about addictions that are still developing. OK, seriously Pandora? They are relating the country influenced Gov't Mule. I am going to shoot myself in the foor.